masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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Fun Fact!

ladygolem:

NASA had to relabel the potions in their space suits from “weakest, average, and strongest” to “strongest, most powerful, and most devastating” because astronauts would only choose the strongest potions and those potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man.